so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it was like eating out sand paper
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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