I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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