Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
wow bdsm is so cute
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