South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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