And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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