Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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