You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
