it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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