Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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