Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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