Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
