i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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