idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
