And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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