Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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