my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am available for nakedness
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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