Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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