I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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Have fun and good luck.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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