nut hugger
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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