I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Randomize
