But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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