So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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