Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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