How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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