I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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