so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
