So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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