Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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