ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Did I show you my penis last night?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
