Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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