Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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its like you know when i get waxed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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