were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
the liver wants what the liver wants
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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