shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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