Christians are straight up FREAKS
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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