what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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