im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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