The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize