: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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