you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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