It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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