"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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