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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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