Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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