I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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