Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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