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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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