pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How naked do you want me to be?
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