I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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