Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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