You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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