I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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