we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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