I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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