with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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