hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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